Madame Koo, 36 Collingwood Street, (Next to Floritas),
Newcastle-upon-Tyne, Tyne and Wear | T: 0191 261 8271

Madame Koo sits proudly on the now famous Diamond strip, neighbor to Florita’s and associate of House of Smith. Madame Koo is serious about not taking life too seriously… she likes nothing better than pulling on her favourite kimono, grabbing a Cosmo cocktail and shaking her sandals to the small hours, and she’s hit Newcastle with a fire cracking bang!

Her house is your house and table service is the specialty of the house. Book a VIP booth and enjoy a plethora of the finest cocktails, bottled spirits, whatever your poison!

Madame Koo can bust a move or two, so join her on the dance floor, Sneaky Disco style with an anything goes attitude. Move your feet to Koo’s fusion beat of all the classic soul, disco, RnB, indie, rock and pop. We also play the tunes everyone wants to hear but no one else dares to play, so expect to hear some Kylie, Wham, Girls Aloud, Dolly, and other guilty party pleasures we all have lurking at home! And remember at Madame Koo’s there’s no musical rules!


Hen and Stag Parties

Whether you’re an exclusive group of 10 or a full on blow out of 1600 we would like to ensure your special occasion is spot on, and it just so happens that we have the means, the experience and the staff to do just that. With private seating areas, tropical caves and VIP lounges we can tailor your function so that it fits you like a very well fitted glove.

Cocktail Master Classes:

For Hen’s – Cocktails and Butlers in the Buff!

  • £24.95 per person
  • Arrival drink
  • Two cocktails to make and drink per person
  • Two shooters per person
  • Plus nibbles
  • Minimum of 8 guests
  • Party sweets, games, competitions, prizes and more!
  • Add a “Topless Butler In The Buff” to your class for only £60!


For Stag’s – Beers and Bunnies!

  • Minimum of 10 guests- as group size increases, so does alcohol content!
  • Table reservation any time between 5pm-9.45pm in Florita’s Bar or Madame Koo on Fridays and Saturdays.
  • 2 x beers per guest
  • 1 x Bottle of 70cl House Spirit
  • Complimentary soft drinks to accompany
  • All served by one of our Beautiful Bunnies for an additional £60 (90 minutes)